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Female Ghosts: A Second-Hand Husband's Bowl
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Categories: words and feelings
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A female ghost: douchebag, I solemnly declare today that you are my man in life and my ghost in death! What? You don't want to? I'll take off your pants, burn your clothes, abuse your pets, bury your bones, and let you taste all of them, and then I'll give you a kiss to turn you over, will you accept it or not? Some douchebag: Even though I've been abused millions of times, I still treat you like my first love!